January 2012
lol I thought exercise was supposed to help
I’m not releasing my endorphins correctly or something because exercise is supposed to alleviate stress and improve mood by producing endorphins, but I’m just as miserable, perhaps more so, than any other night. The logic behind this escapes me.
I feel horrendous
I’m miserable right now but I’m kind of just ignoring it. I seem to do a lot of this lately. Let the record show that just after midnight, on Friday, January 27 of the year 2012, Christian Salas entered a state of misery and perhaps even the beginning of dissociating his consciousness from his being. Let the record also show that he does not care and is going to just keep moving...
lol His rage
Gonna go by his name in-game, so, Black ended up having a major hissy fit because he got a kill taken from him. Let’s give this match some context, he’s playing jungle Rammus, going tank, not damage, I say that because I recently played with a dps Rammus and didn’t even know people did that outside of Dominion. By this point in the game he has I think a score of 1/4/13,...
Sleep
Just had Amanda get on my ass over my sleep patterns and demand I get more sleep. She basically just sent me off to bed and demanded I sleep more because otherwise this shit will kill me. I think she’s going overboard with it, but she won’t let up and I guess if I plan to hold her to eating I should let her hold me to sleeping. So I’m going to try to go to bed 2 hours earlier...
In which battle did Napoleon die?: his last battle
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?: at the bottom of the page
River Ravi flows in which state?: liquid
What is the main reason for divorce?: marriage
What is the main reason for failure?: exams
What looks like half an apple?: The other half
If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?: Wet.
How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?: No problem, he sleeps at night.
How can you lift an elephant with one hand?: You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?: Very large hands
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?: No time at all, the wall is already built.
How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?: Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.
Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.
Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!
Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Douglas Adams: Forty-two.
Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Oliver North: National Security was at stake.
B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.
Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.
Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.
Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.
Salvador Dali: The Fish.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.
Epicurus: For fun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.
Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.
David Hume: Out of custom and habit.
Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it [censored] wanted to. That's the [censored] reason.
Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?
Ronald Reagan: I forget.
John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
The Sphinx: You tell me.
Mr. T.: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Molly Yard: It was a hen!
Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.
Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.
Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.
The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.
Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.
Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
Othello: Jealousy.
Dr. Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.
Mrs. Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.
Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.
Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.
Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.
Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.
Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.
Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.
Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter.)
Hamlet: That is not the question.
Donne: It crosseth for thee.
Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.
Constable: To get a better view.
Yeats: She was following the Faeries that sang to her to come away with them from the dull, bucolic comfort of the farmyard to the waters and the wild.
Shelley: 'Tis a metaphor for the pursuits of man: though 'twas deemed an extraordinary occurrence at the time, still it brought little to bear on the great scheme of time and history, and was ultimately fruitless and forgotten.
Tolkien: Chickens are respectable folk, and well thought of. They never go on any adventures or do anything unexpected. One fine spring day, as the chicken wandered contentedly around the farmyard, clucking and pecking and enjoying herself immensely, there appeared a Wizard and thirteen Dwarves who were in need of a chicken to share in their adventure. Reluctantly she joined their party, and with them crossed the road into the great Unknown, muttering about how rude the Dwarves were to take her away on such short notice, without even giving her time to brush her feathers or fetch her hat.
Hussie: He didn't, he died four pages after being introduced.
Mark Gatiss and Stephen Moffat: Because we knew it would break the fandom's heart.
I just feel so broken lately.
Anxiety
I start college tomorrow, first course is my Sociology course, and that’s all I’ve got. I started to have one of my episodes today at the mall, but managed to avoid it, and I’m worried I’ll slip into one of them tomorrow. I’m shaking and paranoid and upset and everyone left me earlier, so I’m kind of weathering this on my own. I really wish I didn’t...
When you accidentally close the dashboard tab
“ALL THAT SCROLLING! GONE!!”
And then you remember to push ctrl+shift+t.
Watchgh3tt0fabul0us:
i literally laughed out loud
That look of shame afterwards xD
Faith in Friendship
I’ve had dips into pessimism, cynicism, and similar states, but I think this is the first time, that outside of those shifts I’ve felt a complete failure in faith towards people. I spent what feels like a week, I have no idea if it’s been more or less, waiting for one person to message me because there was an important conversation we needed to have. And now here’s...
Watchgreasemonkeydanny:
whatusayfoo:
HAHA cutee
HAHA! This is cute! xD
Writing
Well, I don’t have an English course this semester, so I’m thinking I might do some writing from time to time on here. Parts and pieces of short stories as I come up with them I guess. Or bits and pieces of old rp stuff. Or new rp ideas, by ideas I mean background and establishment of setting for rps I WOULD do, if I ever found the time to do one. But I think doing some writing...
Watchofficialnewtgingrich:
Daniel Radcliffe hosting SNL - first promos
help
gfadsfdsaikujhkja “Chill brosif, I like Mountain Dew and big butts!”
Love
It took a long time, but a couple years ago I had the hardest time loving someone. For various reasons. I won’t go into most of them, but there is one I feel like I venting about right now. The idea of a single love. I’ve carried a bit of what I used to feel with me since then, but for the most part, I guess you can say I’ve adapted. One of my problems with being in...
Watchokonokos:
a classic
Venting
It feels good, especially when you know there’s a good chance the person you’re talking about will see it, but if you’re like me, you also have to fight the urge to erase it. I don’t speak my mind often enough to be able to vent things like that and comfortably leave it. I’d prefer to talk things out calmly and rationally but sometimes, it’s better to let the...
You know who you are
I’m curious if this means this friendship is done, because you don’t want to talk til I’m not cranky with you, and the whole reason I want to talk is BECAUSE I’m upset with you. So obviously I won’t stop being upset with you until you talk to me. I’ll calm down after I get you to commit to a goddamn conversation with me and talk about this shit because...
